Score: 5

"Pants"

submission: Crush the Castle: PP

date: December 7, 2009

Well I was having fun right up to Fort Athena when I started playing the same bastard level for the 50th fucking time!

Score: 10

"Brilliantly Fun"

submission: Toss the Turtle

date: November 29, 2009

Loved playing every second of it. I got the Tank, $400,000 gun and a shit-load of nukes to see how far I could make it on one round. Cursed floating spikes!

3,451,776 ft
$546,567 Earned

Score: 5

"*Facepaw*"

submission: Bloons Tower Defense 4

date: November 28, 2009

Okay, I understand that you have a life, and you need money to live. It's how our entire society runs and I'm good with that but seriously, keep the shit to a minimum. I could have done without that Mochi crap filling up 4 towers worth of god damned space.

Right, the good stuff, it's flashy, it's fun, its a pretty great time-waster and I enjoyed playing the series. Okay, that's over, onto the really shitty part: WHERE IS THE FUCKING QUALITY CONTROL!?

5 / 10 Because you were to wrapped up with your god damned multi core shit to remember that not everyone can run flash games, especially TD ones where there is immense amount of activity at once, on High Quality! THINK next time.

Score: 10

"Fantastic"

submission: William and Sly

date: August 2, 2009

This was a bloody brilliant game, I loved every second of playing it, though I didn't play it too long as I had a few things to do, but I'll get to it again soon to see the rest of it. I just adored the graphics!

I must ask, what programs did you use to generate the stunning background and background rockfaces?

Score: 5

"Quality Sucks"

submission: Shopping City

date: July 22, 2009

It was not bad, but not good.

I loathe games without Quality Control!!

Score: 9

"Humourus"

submission: Dungeons and Dungeons

date: July 16, 2009

I really like this game, it's pretty funny, fun to pay and the voice synth just sounds wrong for some reason xD

Anyone wondering how to beat the green robot at the end of level 1:

Zap her with the tazer, then blow her up with a vibrator.

Score: 10

"Awesomesauce"

submission: How to NG Animator God 2

date: July 13, 2009

I'm giving this 10/10 (5/5) because it was just brilliant. There isn't much to say seeing as you purposefully made it shit. Crappy audio, >9000, Sonic, Mario. I would say 20% of Newgrounds content is original and just excellent flash like Waterlollies and There She Is. The other 80% you manage to summarise in two short clips.

Also, cute anime chick, sauce plz. xD

Good workings.

Score: 6

"Tedious"

submission: Heavy Weapons

date: June 2, 2009

Okay, so I enjoyed the game right up to level 29 after I had died for the billionth time (okay, so I joke.) Quite frankly, you shouldn't have to play the same level 50 times, because it gets annoying, the game gets annoying, the fucking dying sound gets very annoying and what's more knowing you've tried every damn combination of weapon you currently are capable of is even more god-damned infuriating. MINUS 4 POINTS!

I've had enough of it.

Score: 4

"NO!"

submission: Generic Defense Game

date: May 16, 2009

Don't EVER, EVER go into the movie business, the camera was dreadful on most of the levels, ESPECIALLY zombie blitz, wheneevr I tried shooting something up close my camera would shoot over to the other side and my AIM along with it!!

Score: 0

"Sorry."

submission: Brawl Funnies [Dick 1]

date: May 14, 2009

Okay I'll be honest with you. No. It wasn't funny at all. And I have a very good sense of humour.